Hey Ass-Butt!
I want to be beautiful for myself. Not for anyone or anything but for myself.
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baby: m...m...m
mom: mom? mommy?
baby: mama
mom: oh my god! did you hear tha-
baby: wE ALL GO TO HELL

18mr:

“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.

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imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
  • someone getting happy because I messaged them first
  • someone thinking about me, in general
  • someone wondering how I am
  • someone finding me attractive
  • someone doing something to try and impress me
  • someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
  • someone wanting to get to know me
briesbe:

I love how adorable Patrick is midst the sea of tattoo sleeves.

briesbe:

I love how adorable Patrick is midst the sea of tattoo sleeves.

afroamericanpsycho:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

this is golden

afroamericanpsycho:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

this is golden

For those who don’t understand social anxiety:

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

cutiegabriel:

Vine, meet Dick. Dick, Vine. 
I think you two are gonna get along famously.
cliffnotesofanerd:

cliffnotesofanerd:

The Question: “[Name], would you please sign my boobies?”
Mark Sheppard: “Yes.” [proceeds to label them “right” and “left” with a little grin on his face, then signs.]
Misha Collins: “Of course…wait. Those are - they’re actually called boobies. I was gonna ask you to walk away, but - are these real? This isn’t photoshopped?” [signs name]
Sebastian Roche: “I would love to sign your boobies. These are magnificent boobies. Galapagos Islands, did you know? Oh. It’s labeled right here. Well, I knew that. I want you to know I knew that.” [signs “To Jamie" and then draws boobies on the booby]
Felicia Day: “I was going to do something inappropriate, but I would never do something inappropriate to another woman’s boobies.” [“Jamie! xxoo”]
Richard Speight, Jnr: “Yes. Excellent. This is a welcome addition to Porncouver.” [“Jamie! Sweet Boobies! You rock Porncouver!”]
Jensen Ackles: [bows head over table, shoulders shaking with laughter for ten whole seconds] “Yes. Oh god. Ah. Which booby would you like me to sign? Here, I’ll sign the right one for you. Boobies. Oh god.” [signs name]
Jared Padalecki: “Oh my god, yes. I want to sign your boobies.” [Cliff cracks up in the background. A flimsy table is pounded with a gleeful fist.] “Here, I’ll sign the nice meaty part of this one.” [signs name]
And with that, the Great Booby Saga of 2013 draws to a close.
I’m getting this framed.


BOOBIES 2014 REDUX
Adam Rose: [buries face in elbow, dislodges trilby hat giggling] “That’s a first. Oh wow. That’s hilarious. Here? Is that okay? Oh wow. Boobies. Hah.” [signs name]
Osric Chau: “I get to sign the boobies!” [turns to people standing around] “This made her Tumblr famous, you know.” [signs “Yes we will!” and his name]
Tahmoh Penikett: [smirks] “That is clever. And funny. Shall I sign your — no.” [laughs, shakes his head, signs his name]

cliffnotesofanerd:

cliffnotesofanerd:

The Question: “[Name], would you please sign my boobies?”

Mark Sheppard: “Yes.” [proceeds to label them “right” and “left” with a little grin on his face, then signs.]

Misha Collins: “Of course…wait. Those are - they’re actually called boobies. I was gonna ask you to walk away, but - are these real? This isn’t photoshopped?” [signs name]

Sebastian Roche: “I would love to sign your boobies. These are magnificent boobies. Galapagos Islands, did you know? Oh. It’s labeled right here. Well, I knew that. I want you to know I knew that.” [signs “To Jamie" and then draws boobies on the booby]

Felicia Day: “I was going to do something inappropriate, but I would never do something inappropriate to another woman’s boobies.” [“Jamie! xxoo”]

Richard Speight, Jnr: “Yes. Excellent. This is a welcome addition to Porncouver.” [“Jamie! Sweet Boobies! You rock Porncouver!”]

Jensen Ackles: [bows head over table, shoulders shaking with laughter for ten whole seconds] “Yes. Oh god. Ah. Which booby would you like me to sign? Here, I’ll sign the right one for you. Boobies. Oh god.” [signs name]

Jared Padalecki: “Oh my god, yes. I want to sign your boobies.” [Cliff cracks up in the background. A flimsy table is pounded with a gleeful fist.] “Here, I’ll sign the nice meaty part of this one.” [signs name]

And with that, the Great Booby Saga of 2013 draws to a close.

I’m getting this framed.

BOOBIES 2014 REDUX

Adam Rose: [buries face in elbow, dislodges trilby hat giggling] “That’s a first. Oh wow. That’s hilarious. Here? Is that okay? Oh wow. Boobies. Hah.” [signs name]

Osric Chau: “I get to sign the boobies!” [turns to people standing around] “This made her Tumblr famous, you know.” [signs “Yes we will!” and his name]

Tahmoh Penikett: [smirks] “That is clever. And funny. Shall I sign your — no.” [laughs, shakes his head, signs his name]

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dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time